Technically this is actually volume two, but seeing as I released the first part on a Monday this is my maiden release. Here you go people, three limericks for your personal entertainment.

There was a man who studied philosophy
His class was filled with monotony
It tortured his brain
And drove him insane
And now he’s scheduled for lobotomy!

There was a young gamer from Peckham
Who excelled at Fifa and Tekken
He was given a challenge
By gamers at random
And then he proceeded to wreck ’em!

A beautiful lady from China
Married the chef of a diner
He regretted proposing
And all of his posing
When he saw that her sister was finer!

You could ask why my limericks aren’t dirty. Well I’d simply say if you wish for explicit poetry from me, find my rap music. It’s not that hard to find if you’re looking. Will hit you all up later in the week. Live long and prosper…

“There was an old bastard named Lenin
Who did two or three million men in.
That’s a lot to have done in
But where he did one in
That old bastard Stalin did ten in.” – Robert Conquest

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